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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 06:00
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
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Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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